(Sherlock)
Sherlock/John (or asexual Sherlock)
Mystrade (the cake watches)
Anderson/dinosaurs
Scarf/Jumper
(Harry Potter)
Remus/Sirius, Sirius/Remus, RLSB, Wolfstar, electric jellyfish, whatever you call it
Draco/Luna
Harry/Cedric
Harry/Draco
McGonagall/Flitwick (I’m actually not kidding) (Stop laughing at me.) (10 points from Gryffindor! Professors need love, too!)
James/Lily
Ron/Viktor Krum
Dumbledore/Grindlewald
Frankly Kinglebolt/Kibibble Shackingup
(Lord of the Rings)
Gimli/Legolas
Merry/Pippin
Bilbo/Smaug (shutupshutupI’mnotwritingficforthisWaitwhosaidthatshutup!)
Legolas/Aragorn
Sam/potatoes
(Homestuck)
Gamzee/Tavros (PB & J)
John/Karkat
Dave/Terezi
Karkat/Jade
Jane/Ron Swanson
Vriska/John
Equius/Rufio (Okay, cards on the table, I just made this one up, but it’s actually plausible. Like imagine Tavros wakes up dazed from his operation and assumes alter-ego Rufio. Equius would be sweating all over that shit.)
Kanaya/Rose
Jake/BroBot
(Kingdom Hearts)
Akuroku
Lexaeus/Zexion
Sora/Riku
(Diana Wynne Jones)
Howl/Sophie
Peter/Charmain
(Chronicles of Narnia)
Lucy/Tumnus
Lucy/Caspian
(Good Omens)
Crowley/Aziraphale
Me/Good Omens
(Community)
Troy/Abed
Jeff/Annie
Britta/Chang (Oh come on, tell me you wouldn’t read it.)
(Downton Abbey)
Sybil/Branson
Mr. Bates/Anna
Matthew/Mary
(Labyrinth)
Jareth/Sarah
(Parks and Recreation)
Ben/Leslie
Me/Ron Swanson
April/Andy
Tom/Jean-Ralphio (I’d never actually thought about it until just now. Am I allowed to ship this? Fuck it, I will.)
(SNL)
Stefon/Seth Meyers (I will go down with this ship.)
Me/Bill Hader
