*girl wit freakishly perfect eyeliner who kno u cant do that shit voice* thank u!!!! just lots n lots of practice!!!! 😊😊😊
|—||Archduke Franz Ferdinand (via incorrecthistoryquotes)|
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings